This is our beautiful new 1994 Subaru Justy 4WD purchased for a mere $585 off of U.K. eBay. We actually don’t know a whole lot about it yet (it’s still in North Yorkshire) except that the driver’s side door doesn’t open from the outside. The engine is 1.18 litres, putting it slightly over 1l (which means we need to raise an additional $400) , and it has manual transmission. It also has a luxurious sunroof and radio with cassette player! There seems to be a decent amount of room inside, but I’m not sure how the hell the oafish Mims is going to fit — Josh and Andrew are built like pony jockeys.

We haven’t named it yet. Perhaps you could send us some suggestions (i.e. Crusty Justy, Broken 2: Eclectic Subaru)

More pics:

Criminals, stare into the eyes of Justyce!

Boasting more power than six bicycles!

Imagine this but filled with three smelly guys.

We’ll fill this with I <3 NY shot glasses, which can be used as legal tender in Russia.